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Saturday, August 29, 2009 @ 3:06 AM
Jokes from Esther Tan Hui Qi
HuiQi says:
-manager : You are fired!
-Employee: but i didnt do anything!
-manager: thats why you are fired
HuiQi says:
-sister : Brother, why do you wear specs while you are sleeping?
-Brother: so that i can see clearly in my dreams
HuiQi says:
-A blind woman boarded a bus and sat behind the bus driver, and at every stop, she would use her walking stick and hit the driver's buttocks and ask : where's this place?
-driver: east coast road. At the fifth bus stop....
-at the next stop, woman: where is this place?
-driver: This is my buttocks!
HuiQi says:
-sandy: my sis is so clever she can spell her name backwards
-jane: whats her name?
-sandy: anna :/
HuiQi says:
-mother: you have been fighting again, havent you leonard? Look at you, you have lost your front tooth
-leonard: I havent lost it mum, i still have it in my pocket :D
HuiQi says:
-diner: Hey! This steak is so hard. I cant even cut it with this knife
-waiter: Dont worry sir, i get you a saw
You guys are not alone if you don't get these jokes...
Especially the 3rd one,no link. :)
ME
JOEL
10 / 02 / 1992
Singapore Polytechnic
Drums and Soccer
My motherfuckers. :)
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